Why we do this (Unfortunately)
At TeeFreekz, we pull inspiration from expired trends, questionable eyewitness reports, and the occasional blood type mismatch. Most of our designs come to us in dreams we’re not sure are ours. "The Harvest" has nothing to do with it. Probably.
It's definitely not about getting that bag.
About TeeFreekz
What This Is
We print what we see. Or what we think we saw. Doesn’t matter. It ends up on a shirt either way.
Mostly it’s tees. Sometimes stickers. Mugs, if the generator stops hissing. We’re not here to explain the unexplained—we just put it on fabric, slap a barcode on it, and keep moving like we didn’t just hear that noise outside the door.
If you came here looking for answers, you’ve fucked up. If you’re here for a halfway decent tee with a vaguely threatening Mothman on it, congratulations—you’re starting to get it.
About Us
We’re two people who probably should’ve taken different turns in life, but here we are. One of us used to work in a ranger station that’s since been scrubbed from public records. The other was gently removed from a museum gift shop for “getting too attached” to the exhibits. Now we make shirts. It makes about as much sense as anything else.
TeeFreekz began after a long, unresolvable argument about whether Mothman is genuinely hot or just benefits from flattering backlighting. Somewhere in the middle of that and a series of blurry trail cam pings, the designs started happening. Most of our creative process involves nuclear grade drug use.
We don’t have a business plan. We have files. And NyQuil. And a printer that sometimes screams. That’s enough.
There’s also The Harvest, which isn’t a big deal unless you make it one. You’re part of it now. Compliance is assumed, and your participation is—seriously—deeply appreciated.
Look, you’re going to buy something. Don’t act like you’re not. You didn’t scroll this far because you’re just browsing. You’re here, which means something called you, and we’re not fucking interested in pretending otherwise.
Pick a shirt. It’ll make everything a little easier. For everyone.